“First I went left, he did too.
Then I went right, and he did too.
Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog”
This ‘he’ here refers to ex-Liverpool centre back Stephane Henchoz who had a tough day at the office back in 2001 when Liverpool played Ajax in the Champions League. An amazing flip-flap by Zlatan left the defender gasping for air.