"You're a pair of trunks": John Cena Blows the Whistle on WWE’s Use of Pre-Recorded Crowd Noise for Austin Theory's Matches


John Cena says WWE pipes in fake noise for Austin Theory matches, title match set for WrestleMania. Let's check out what he has to say about the entire issue.

Another big WrestleMania match

John Cena went out to the ring but before he could say anything, Austin Theory walked out to confront him. Theory tried to set up a WrestleMania match but Cena said "no" because Theory is generic and he doesn't believe himself. Cena pointed out a sign that said "Austin Theory is a John Cena wannabe."

Cena said Theory is in the "ruthless aggression"

Cena said Theory is in the "ruthless aggression" stage that almost got Cena fired. Cena said Theory has been given multiple opportunities and he has no heart or soul. Cena said "They are here tonight because they believe. They don't believe in you. You're a pair of trunks away from being a jabroni."

 Austin Theory has the best name in WWE history

Cena also said that Austin Theory has the best name in WWE history because he's just a theory. "In theory, you should be great. In theory, you're everything a WWE executive looks for. In theory, everyone here should be here to see you. But no one cares and you're wasting our time."

Cena then told Theory to "shut up, turn around, get out of the ring,

Cena then told Theory to "shut up, turn around, get out of the ring, and we will let you walk out of here in one piece." Theory said he's not going anywhere, just like that bald spot on Cena's head is not going anywhere. Theory wondered if this meant that Cena is giving up and not showing respect to the fans. 

Cena said he'd rather be bald

Cena said he'd rather be bald then have them pipe in fake crowd noises for his matches. Cena said he said no because he's saving Theory because he's not ready. Cena said Theory left him no choice because he brought the fans into it. He asked the Boston fans. Cena said it will be Theory vs. Cena for the U.S. Title at WrestleMania.

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