Tom Brady, who recently announced his final retirement from the NFL, split with his wife Gisele Bundchen in October 2022. Amidst the flurry of significant life altercations, Brady received a peculiar and rather absurd (nonsensical) offer from an MLB veteran, who’s developed a dolted Twitter personality over the last few months. Nevertheless, with Lenny Dykstra’s return on unsolicited propositions for Brady, the former outfielder took a dig at $400 million worth Gisele Bundchen while returning to an age-old wingman proposition for the seven-time Super Bowl Champion.

While Lenny Dykstra promised that this would be his last tweet for a while, the three-time former MLB All-Star took a dig at the “unrecognizable” Gisele Bundchen while particularly mentioning that Brady “dodged a bullet.”

Notorious Lenny attacks Gisele while offering retired Brady a chance to be his wingman…

Responding to a Page Six upload that called Gisele Bündchen “unrecognizable,” sticking to character, Dykstra said, while promising this to be his last tweet for a while, “And really my last tweet for a while. What the f**k is this Luciferian s**t?!?

Lenny Dykstra continued to attack Gisele by tagging Brady and explicitly saying that he dodged a bullet with his divorce. He said, “Congrats on (somewhat) dodging a bullet, @TomBrady.” 

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Finally, Dykstra went back to his old request for Brady and reminded him about his potential wingman duties. He said, “PS Are you finally ready to perform wingman duties for me?!!!”

Lenny was prompt to reach out to Tom Brady after he announced his retirement

When Tom Brady announced his second retirement from the NFL, Lenny was quick to reach out to Brady, along with an offer to be his wingman given his breakup. This is what Lenny Dykstra said, “Reaching out to Tom Brady… If the breakup with Gisele is hitting you hard, and you want to get back out there and maybe find at the very least a lady to converse and share your feelings with, I’m here for you. Happy to be your wingman in this challenging time!”

Frankly, it’s a snowball’s chance in hell that Lenny Dykstra will ever be greeted by Tom Brady as his wingman. But what do you think? Will Brady ever take this offer? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!