“It came in the mail from Amazon.” Don’t yall love it when your Christmas presents aren’t even wrapped in those colorful papers? Every kid grows up believing in Santa, but Shedeur Sanders has a different history with Santa Claus. When Shedeur was just 11, Deion Sanders and ex-wife Pilar decided to part ways and well, this hit the family holidays the hardest. “He’s not like a holiday spirit type of person,” was what Deion Sanders Jr. had once mentioned, but you’re letting that keep you from giving your “kids” a proper Christmas experience? Come on, Deion Sanders, here we thought you were the favorite parent? Ain’t no wonder why Shelomi Sanders wants to keep Pilar on top of the list (of favorite parents). But hey, Coach Prime at least owns us all an explanation, right?

“I’ve never lied to my kids… I’m not gonna give no dude who in a little outfit…. don’t do nothing, letting the reindeer do all the work getting my credit, no,” Deion Sanders stands firm on his stance about the Christmas spirit. Yeah, well, it looks like Coach Prime just doesn’t want some “overweight dude” to take all the credit for his work. “I did that… I put that up on the tree,” Deion added. Yikes, yeah, ain’t no wonder why Shedeur, Shilo, and Bucky didn’t have a fun time at Christmas.

“We didn’t even get the gifts wrapped up,” Shedeur had mentioned back on 2Legendary. Oh, the joys of waking up to brown Amazon boxes. Truly a one-of-a-kind moment. But hey, don’t let this distract you from the fact that Coach Prime ain’t a good Santa for the people.

This man gave a whole NIL deal as a gift to Buffs’ oldest fan, Peggy Coppom. For every custom sleeve that Blenders’ eyewear sold, Peggy would get $1. And if we talk about Shedeur? Then Coach Prme blessed him with some solid NFL experience with Pat Shurmur on the coaching staff.

The Golden Arm Award. Do you think Shedeur would have gotten it if it wasn’t for Shurmur and the development this guy has had throughout the 2024 season? Like, look at the Kansas game. Travis Hunter and the entire WR depth were in shambles and Shedeur held out on his own and threw for over 300 yards and got in 3 touchdowns for the boys.

But hey, despite all that, this hardcore stance against Santa ain’t gonna work out well for Deion. While Shedeur and Deion Jr. have just accepted their fate, Coach Prime’s youngest daughter is not going to hand over the “favorite parent” jersey to the HC so fast.

Shelomi Sanders ultimatum!!

“Parent rankings coming out soon…. It’s not looking good for you primetime.” Christmas drama? we get it. But throwing your youngest daughter under the bus because she was curious about your candy? Seriously?

“My daughter’s hating ’cause I got my own bar,” Deion mentioned back in the clip shared by Shelomi Sanders. Good flex. Those MRE bars do taste good, but would you want your ex-wife to taste the win in the “Who’s the favorite parent” race?

Deion Sanders already started a lot of drama when he put Bucky on the pedestal of “favorite child”, and it is understandable why. However, you still better watch out for Coach Prime because Shelomi, Shilo, and Shedeur have yet to put out their ranking list.

With how Pilar has been giving Shelomi a VVIP treatment, and Shedeur is getting that homemade popcorn, your chances of winning look slim, Coach Prime!!