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The Dallas Cowboys just pulled the pin of their own grenade. That’s how it feels watching Jerry Jones trade Micah Parsons to the Green Bay Packers. After months of contract standoff, the situation ended on a disappointing note. One of the most explosive voices in football, former Cowboy and Super Bowl champ Keyshawn Johnson, couldn’t bite his tongue.
“Man, I normally don’t even say nothing to do this, but the Cowboys, the Cowboys just basically gave the division to Washington or Philadelphia. They just gave it to them,” Johnson said on Instagram on August 28. “Trading Micah to the Green Bay Packers. I mean, I’m all over the place with this one. They just traded Micah Parsons away to the Green Bay Packers.” That wasn’t just a surprise. That was outrage. And he was speaking for the whole Cowboys Nation, who have gone through enough of the JJ circus.
Johnson went further, torching the organization’s direction under Jerry Jones. “So in other words, you didn’t keep Mike McCarthy. You don’t have a viable running back. You grabbed a receiver in Pickens, but yet and still you’re not really trying to win a championship.” For Dallas, hearing that from Keyshawn, who spent his final NFL seasons under Jones, hits differently. He knows the internal politics. He knows the ego at play. And he didn’t stop there.
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“Cowboy Nation, man, I feel y’all pain. Michael, Michael Irvin, that is, I feel your pain, brother. I’m watching this go down in real time right now, and it’s just something that caught my eyes because I normally won’t even speak on this social media, but I got to right now. I got to. They just traded away their best defensive player. I want to see what they get in return though.”
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Think about that for a second. Micah Parsons, the Defensive Rookie of the Year in 2021, a three-time Pro Bowler already, a player with 52.5 sacks in just four seasons, is gone. The only guy in Dallas who managed to squeeze a win out of that 19-3 beating against Tom Brady’s Bucs was Micah in his 2nd year, after he sacked TB twice. And now, he’s in Green Bay, lining up next to Rashan Gary and Lukas Van Ness. Which brings us back to Jerry Jones—what exactly is he doing? That’s where the speculation swirls. Keyshawn knows the playbook here because he’s seen this movie before.
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He saw Jones spar with Bill Parcells. He watched Jimmy Johnson get forced out at the height of a dynasty. The common thread? Jerry never lets stars or coaches be bigger than him. Moving Parsons, the most irreplaceable Cowboy since DeMarcus Ware, feels like another ego-fueled call dressed up as business. And Johnson knows the sting firsthand. Back in 2006, Jerry cut him loose just to make room for Terrell Owens.
That was cold. Johnson had stacked up 141 catches in two seasons, but Jerry wanted flash, headlines, and control. The locker room was stunned then, just like it is now. This wasn’t a trade. It was a surrender. Of the NFC East race, of credibility, and of the one player who made the Cowboys feared every Sunday.
But Jerry Jones is not conceding
Micah Parsons used to run through Cowboys practices like he owned every inch of that field. And in a way, he did, at least, that’s what he thought. Jerry Jones had promised it. Every interview, every public word hinted that Parsons was the future, that Dallas was building around him, that he was untouchable. “We’ve got this deal resolved, in my mind, for the Dallas Cowboys,” Jones said in mid-August. Parsons believed it.
Alas, Jonesy played with the trust. Let his #11 walk out of that facility… letting him become Micah Packers! And he’s still playing the calm guy in the front office after leading the chaos. At this point, Dallas should accept that he loves to see the world burn.
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Jones sat at the podium on Thursday and spun it as if Dallas had just come out ahead. Parsons? Highest-paid non-quarterback in NFL history with $188 million from Green Bay. The Cowboys? Two first-round picks and Kenny Clark in the bag. But as Jerry would call it, “A better chance to be a better team than we have been the last several years,” even misnaming Parsons as “Michael” while assuring fans that Dallas could use those picks for “top Pro Bowl players” down the line. The man sounded like he traded a defensive alien for a Costco membership.
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Meanwhile, Jones’ justification centered on stopping the run as if losing Parsons’ pass-rush magic won’t haunt him in January. Sure, Kenny Clark helps inside. But ‘scheming pressure’ isn’t the same as unleashing Micah off the edge. Jerry called Parsons “an asset we got four great years out of.” Translation: thanks for the memories, don’t let the door hit you. To sum this Jerry Chaos: Dallas just handed its defensive cornerstone to the Packers, and the fallout is only getting started.
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