If there’s one thing that can put a smile on your face even when your Achilles tendon’s doing the tango in the wrong direction, it’s watching your kid shine. That’s exactly the silver lining Jayson Tatum found this week. While the Boston Celtics star enters a long road to recovery after tearing his Achilles, his spirits were lifted as son Deuce wrapped up first grade.

Tatum posted the milestone with a proud “1st grade ✓” on his story, and honestly, Celtics Nation might’ve needed that win as much as he did. Because let’s face it—this is not how anyone pictured the Celtics’ post-championship summer going. Let’s give the spotlight to the real MVP for a second: Deuce Tatum.

The kid who’s become a sideline sensation, meme legend, and honorary Celtics mascot just graduated first grade. And Jayson was quick to celebrate the moment like it was Game 7 of the Finals. In a season where Boston reached the NBA mountaintop, Deuce has probably learned more about perseverance, team spirit, and running a locker room than most kids his age. Let the record show: the younger Tatum just completed a bigger turnaround than the 2022-23 Lakers.

And knowing how proud Jayson is of his mini-me, this moment probably meant more than dropping 50 on the Bucks ever did.

Now let’s talk about the not-so-fun part—Jayson Tatum’s right Achilles tear. An injury that hits harder than the Celtics’ playoff exit in the 2018 Conference Finals. This one’s serious. It could alter not just next season but the entire shape of Boston’s future. But here’s where things get hopeful.

Tatum had his surgery almost immediately thanks to some A+ organizational coordination. As Celtics president Brad Stevens put it, “Dr. Schena was on the phone [with Dr. Martin O’Malley] before we left the building on Monday night.” O’Malley, who’s basically the Bill Russell of Achilles surgeons, performed the surgery using the PARS Achilles Midsubstance SpeedBridge technique.

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Unlike traditional Achilles repairs, which keep you sidelined longer than Ben Simmons’ jumper, the PARS AMSS method lets patients begin weight-bearing immediately. We’re talking about cutting recovery time almost in half, from nine months to about four before resuming sport-specific activity.

Dr. Bob Anderson, the foot guru for the Green Bay Packers, explained the hype around this technique to ESPN’s Stephania Bell: “They love it because it’s simple, it’s quick to recover from… less incisions to heal.” You could practically hear Celtics fans sighing in relief.

And Dr. Kevin Stone chimed in with the real knockout quote: “There’s nothing about an Achilles rupture that should prevent him from coming back better than he was before.” And to that, we say: Please, Doc. From your mouth to Larry Bird’s ears.

Unfortunately, Tatum’s injury might be just the first domino to fall. The Celtics are a whopping $19.9 million over the second luxury tax apron, and that puts them in a financial headlock tighter than Marcus Smart’s on-ball defense. There’s serious talk that Boston may offload big contracts—Jrue Holiday, Kristaps Porzingis, maybe even Finals MVP Jaylen Brown—to avoid paying a soul-crushing $500 million in combined payroll and tax.

Worse yet, until they get under the second apron in three of the next four years, they can’t even trade their 2032 first-round pick. That’s right—the Celtics are trapped in a cap conundrum with one foot (Tatum’s, literally) already in rehab.

So, what now? Boston’s brain trust may lean on Derrick White as a valuable trade chip. The Houston Rockets, with their need for floor spacing and an Ime Udoka connection, are already raising eyebrows. But that’s a story for another day.

For now, Jayson Tatum’s journey is one of resilience. The PARS procedure has him on a faster path to recovery, and with the support of Celtics Nation, his teammates, and a certain first-grade graduate, he might just return stronger, physically and emotionally. And if there’s any poetic justice in basketball, it’s this: the same guy who limped out of the playoffs might be lifting Banner 19 with his son next year.

So while the Celtics plot their next move and fans brace for a chaotic offseason, Tatum has already taken his first step—literally and figuratively—on the road back. The kid’s a fighter. The surgery is cutting-edge. And if anyone can come back better than ever, it’s the guy whose son just won first grade like it was an NBA title.

Cue the comeback season.