Never in a million years did we think we’d write about some kid named “The Rizzler.” But stranger things have happened. The kid went viral for dressing like Black Panther, went to Jimmy Fallon with ‘The Costco Guys’, gave the world ‘Rizz Face Tutorials’, and how he’s out here dropping bars. Mind you, the last couple of keywords won’t make sense in an average person’s mind. That’s because old heads don’t know about that verbiage. But somehow, the child sensation is aware of who Terry Bradshaw is.

Comedian Eric D’Alessandro collaborated with ‘The Rizzler’ aka Christian Joseph and dropped the funniest Christmas song anyone’s heard in a while. Like most of the other rap songs, the two didn’t hesitate to talk about women and money.

D’Alessandro’s Instagram page saw an upload titled, “Merry Rizzmas 🎄🤔 @itztherealrizzler.” It’s a funny song, but has content that would appeal to 8-year-olds. Maybe that’s who the target audience is. The song kicks off with D’Alessandro saying, “Merry Rizmas, Merry Rizmas Your missus got me on her wish list.”

The comedian then proceeds to drop a Cousin Eddie reference and moves on to say, “I ain’t Saint Nick but they lined up to take a pic. I’m with the Rizz and you know he’s coming for your chick.” But people were not ready for what was about to hit them just after D’Alessandro’s part.

About a bar later, The Rizzler jumps in saying, “It’s like the Polar Express the way my name ring bells. I got checked out more than people in hotels Rizzy baby. All I gotta do is flex a jaw and I can steal her like Terry Bradshaw.” Just check the comment section, people didn’t expect those kinds of bars coming from The Rizzler.

The clever wordplay coming from a third-grader might even make Terry Bradshaw chuckle. Bradshaw has been in the headlines for a while now because he’s taking a bold new step in his career.

A new Terry Bradshaw is on the rise

The Pittsburgh Steelers legend has an extensive list of accolades. Four Super Bowl wins, being an MVP, 3x Emmy winner, being a broadcaster for nearly 3 decades. Unfortunately, he was diagnosed with bladder cancer and things got a bit dark for him there. But he’s cancer-free now and is branching out to different avenues of his life.

Bradshaw will try his hands at musical comedy now. His next stop? Clay Coopers Theatre in Branson, Missouri on December 13. The family-friendly show is supposed to be a 2-hour performance with a 15-minute break in between. Here’s an article that EssentiallySports did about Bradshaw’s new venture. The seats are cheap–$50 for adults and teenagers–$25 for kids 12 or below.

Maybe, we’ll see a whole new side of Bradshaw we’ve never seen before.