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“If the Rock Can J*rk Off Twice a Day” – Joe Rogan Once Ridiculously Detailed How Dwayne Johnson Could Finally Become a Billionaire

Published 10/30/2022, 11:30 AM EDT

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Joe Rogan comes up with the most bizarre of topics and makes them sound interesting on his podcast. Like how once he spoke about a world where famous actor Dwayne Johnson is a happy sp**m donor. It’s almost terrifying to imagine a world full of baby “Rocks”, but the podcast host went there…

The former Fear Factor host stressed how the former WWE star can make a ridiculous amount of money if he actually considered it. If there’s anything this world needs more of, it’s ‘The Rock’. And this is why Joe Rogan has a returning audience of over 100 million viewers on his acclaimed podcast. Because the host is scarily imaginative and entertaining at the same time.

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Joe Rogan has a genius business proposal for The Rock

In episode #1786 of the hit-show, The Joe Rogan Experience, the stand-up comedian, casually mentions how The Rock’s semen would fetch a good price in the market. He explained to his guests, Brian Moses and Freddie Gibbs, how he could imagine a not-so-distant future where it could fetch upwards of a million dollars.

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Joe Rogan said, “Like if the Rock wanted to sell his c*m” and burst out laughing.

He added, “I don’t support this in any way… but imagine the world…” “We can imagine a world where The Rock sells his c*m”

They continue to laugh hysterically while imagining how much it’d cost and how it would be distributed.

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The fitness enthusiast added, “Cryogenically frozen ‘The Rock’s c*m’, that’s worth a million dollars.”

He further explained, “So in my mind, it is 100% a million dollars at least, we are being conservative here. If the rock can j*rk off twice a day, he makes two million dollars a day, minimum.”

Estimating the price of the semen of a prized specimen such as the “Black Adam” actor.

The monthly turnover of this business would be a ridiculous amount, according to the host

Rapper Freddie Gibbs exclaimed, “Damn… that’s a cheque…” at the ridiculous price that Rogan set for a “pop”.

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The podcast host does the math for an average of two per day and concluded that it would easily fetch the WWE star a handsome amount of “60 million a month. Roughly”

“Imagine if the Rock J*rked off twice a day. And sold it. And he made billions of dollars…” said the podcast host, sounding convinced that it can manifest into reality.

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Wait till the 50-year-old actor hears this plan. Surely he’d be ecstatic.

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Vulligundam Ruthwik

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Vulligundam Ruthwik is a UFC author at EssentiallySports. Ruthwik has completed his Mass Communication and Journalism from St. Joseph’s in Hyderabad.
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Vineet Nandwana