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After sitting in silence as the target of roast from multiple football entities and comedians, Tom Brady unleashed his sarcastic power. He killed two birds with his ending roasts, to sum up Netflix’s The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady. He can be savage when he needs to and his ending roast at Bill Belichick and Gisele Bündchen summed it up. 

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While calling Belichick a coaching genius, Tom Brady also dissed his former HC about his divided decision to make him the starting QB for the New England Patriots. He said, “You had to choose between an aging, injured, overpaid Drew Bledsoe and a young, healthy, minimum-wage superstar. I could have got a f**king coach from Foxborough f**king high school to make that decision.” 

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The 7x SB champion also roasted Belichick asking him how many Super Bowl wins he had since his departure from New England. He further went on to state that the ones on the sidelines aren’t always responsible for wins. After the crowd settled down from his Belichick roast, Tom Brady silenced his crowd with a statement, “There have been a lot of jokes tonight but I miss the love of my life.” But the silence exploded into cheers when he added, “Football.”

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The struggling marriage between Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen was put on public display. While the Brazilian supermodel was keen on having Brady as more of a family man shouldering responsibilities as a father and husband, the NFL GOAT’s first love had always been football. Amidst divided opinions and persistent misunderstanding, the couple finalized their divorce in October 2022. Could this be a dig at Bündchen to show her that despite the heartbreaking past, he’s doing well in life and moving forward doing what he loves best? Needless to say, with Brady’s presence, Gisele Bündchen’s name came up as a roast topic multiple times on Sunday night.

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Tom Brady silently takes roasts on Gisele Bündchen

Who else but the host of the event Kevin Hart would diss Tom Brady with Gisele Bündchen so badly that he had to visibly squirm in his seat? The comedian first roasted Brady’s decision to leave Belichick for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers saying, “You f**cked your coach.” He then added, referencing Gisele Bündchen and her new partner Joaquim Valente, saying, “You know who else f**cked their coach? Gisele. She f**ked that karate man… Eight f**king karate classes a day… The only bruises she had were on her a**. Everybody should have known it.

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Nikki Glaser also roasted Tom Brady on his divorce saying, “You have seven rings. Well, eight now that Gisele gave hers back.” Another roast came from Julian Edelman who gave Brady a nickname calling him “Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex-girlfriend’s ex-husband.” But all’s well as the NFL GOAT got to give the last say in the event. 

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Khosalu Puro

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Khosalu Puro is a Primetime College Football Writer at EssentiallySports, keeping a close watch on everything from locker room buzz to end zone drama. Her journalism career began with four relentless years covering regional football circuits, where she honed her eye for team dynamics on the field. At EssentiallySports, she took that foundation national, leading coverage across the college football space. For the past two seasons, she has anchored ES Marquee Saturdays, managing live weekend coverage while sharing her expertise with the team’s emerging writers. She also plays a key role in the CFB Pro Writer Program, a unique initiative connecting editorial storytelling with fan-driven content. Khosalu ensures her experience is passed on to the rest of the team as well.

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